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FINAL
Slice of the
Now Boarding Souls
FINAL
DESTINATION
Where every flight is one-way. Check your baggage (emotional and physical) at the gate. No returns, no refunds.
Slice of the
Afterlife
Greasy spoon comfort for the eternal wait. Try our "Purgatory Pesto" - it takes forever to digest.
⚠️ FLIGHT 666 TO ABYSS DELAYED DUE TO BRIMSTONE 🍕 SPECIAL: 2-FOR-1 SLICES FOR RECENTLY DECEASED ⚱️ NEW URN ARRIVALS: CERAMIC CLAY WITH GOLD TRIM ⚠️ FLIGHT 777 BOARDING AT GATE PEARLY-1 🍕 TRY THE EMBALMER'S SPECIAL: EXTRA GARLIC, NO BREATH ⚠️ FLIGHT 666 TO ABYSS DELAYED DUE TO BRIMSTONE 🍕 SPECIAL: 2-FOR-1 SLICES FOR RECENTLY DECEASED ⚱️ NEW URN ARRIVALS: CERAMIC CLAY WITH GOLD TRIM
schedule Departures
UPDATED: ETERNITY| Passenger | Flight | Destination | Status |
|---|---|---|---|
| SOUL 404 | URN-01 | THE ABYSS | Baking |
| GHOST J. | URN-66 | CLOUD 9 | On Time |
| SPIRIT X | URN-99 | PURGATORY | Delayed |
| WRAITH M. | URN-13 | HELL'S KITCHEN | Boarding |
| PHANTOM | URN-07 | VOID | Burnt |
PRE-FLIGHT MANIFEST
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The Embalmer's Special
Garlic, formaldehyde reduction sauce, anchovies, tears.
$19.99 Add →
Ashes to Ashes
Burnt crust, charcoal dust, pepperoni, mystery meat.
$16.66 Add →
Purgatory Pesto
Green sludge, sorrow, pine nuts, eternal waiting.
$18.00 Add →
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Classic Urn-Cookie Jar
Hand-painted by John Hodge.
$150.00
Deluxe Gold Leaf Vessel
Real 24k gold trim.
$299.00