Universidad de Guadalajara
Pet-Degree
Official certification for the bilingual beast in your life. Authentic signature from Mr. Whiskers included.
Universidad de Guadalajara
Department of Canine Delusions
This certifies that
has successfully mastered Barking in Two Tongues
Date
Chancellor
Frame not included. Delusion guaranteed.
Read the Fine Print
Examine the details of this official document from a fever dream.
Bilingual Barking
Certified mastery in two distinct distinct tongues. Your dog says "Woof," but meant "Hola." We validate that confusion.
Aquatic Excellence
Awarded for synchronized swimming prowess. The Chihuahua Seal represents the grace of a dog that hates water.
Chancellor Approved
Authentic signature from Mr. Whiskers. He is a cat. He is the Chancellor. Do not question the hierarchy.
Make It Official
A high-resolution, ornate 'Pet-Degree'
certificate template on neutral charcoal
background.
$25.00
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