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"The Oligarch's Brunch"
Oil and gold leaf on canvas, 2024
Portraits & MugshotsThe Icons
A hagiography of the mundane made monumental. Each work a relic, each brushstroke a prayer to the altar of opulent decay.
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"Portrait of the Baroness"
Oil on linen, 2023
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"The Curator's Lament"
Oil and brass on panel, 2023
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"Sketch #47: Tuesday Thoughts"
Digital, 2024
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"Remembrance: Uncle Viktor"
Oil and obituary clippings, 2022
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"Sketch #12: Waiting Room"
Digital, 2024
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Price List of Penance
Commission your own record. No crimes required.
Minor Infraction
$4508" x 10" Mixed media on board. Gold leaf halo included for a touch of absolution.
Public Nuisance
$90016" x 20" The socialite's choice. Heavy gold leaf application and extra scrutiny.
Grand Larceny
$2,40024" x 36" Large scale penance. Full saint-like treatment and maximum drama.
info The Legal Process
- 1. Provide a high-res digital "mugshot" or casual portrait of the suspect.
- 2. Select your degree of gold leaf (Partial vs. Total Absolution).
- 3. 4-6 week cooling off period for the paint to dry and sins to clear.
- 4. Delivered in a custom weathered wood frame, ready for the salon wall.
Collaboration
Hodge x Rich
handyman Fine Art & Functional Clay
The Thug Jugs
"Art you can hold, faces you can't forget."
A unique pottery collaboration with master ceramicist John Hodge. Each jug is wheel-thrown, then hand-etched with Francie's iconic mugshot line-art. High-fired, functional, and deeply satirical.