Our Affiliates &
Subsidiary Delusions
A curated directory of services for the discerning, the desperate, and the deceased.
Terminal D
Departures & Pizzatorium
"Putting the FUN in FUNerals"
- • Hand-painted urn-cookie jars by John Hodge
- • Over-the-top pizza toppings
- • Family discounts on bulk burials
Est. 1994 Enter → local_pizza
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BTDT Insurance
"Su problema es su problema"
Agents: Mom & Pop
Reception: LuAnne
Area: Appalachia
High Risk
Pimp Your Last Ride
"Live like a thug, die like a thug"
- check Escalade Coffins
- check Working TVs
- check 24" Rims
Eau de Dynel
Parfum Synthétique
Available in fine wig salons and car part chains across the tri-state area.
Notes: Plastic, Hairspray
Confidential File
Top Secret
The Dossier
Helado & Pudiente Families
Sighting: Juanito's mammy costume at the masquerade.
Evidence: Chewing-gum nativity scenes.
Slackers
Inc.
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"You need it by yesterday,
come back tomorrow"
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